Our daughter in law, Sarah, relayed this true story of our four year old grandson, Ben.
Ben began this past Sunday morning bargaining for how many doughnuts he would get at church.
Dad: “Ben, you know the real reason we go to church, right?”
Ben: “To eat doughnuts.”
Dad: “No, we go there to learn about Jesus.”
Ben, joyfully incredulous:
“THEY HAVE CHEEZ-ITS AT CHURCH?!?!?!?!?”
“Oh, how I love Cheez-its, Oh, how I love Cheez-its…”